When you're 78, as I am now, maybe you've earned the right to say, "Wait till you're my age."
You clapped recently for "You’ve Written Your Story; Now, Where Do You Publish It?" There is now a link to a Google form in that article, which you can use to request a free search for publications to submit to. These are publications that have published stories like the ones you write and have done so in the last 30 days. For a few weeks, I'll be doing the searches for everybody. So, complete that form so I'll know what you want to search for and where I should send results.